Master of the house

Doesn't this look like a master?

As a Patriot, it is important to clearly establish who runs the household. In my case, I am clearly the head. Many within the household may disagree (namely the food wretch and Sofia), but all the evidence points to this being the only and absolute truth. For example, when I want food I get it. So, you see my case has been proven. I also do hair. I'm a great hair stylist. This only adds to the awesomeness of me being the master of the house.

It's good to be king.

doppelganger

the impostor

me. i am one good looking guy.

this guy kinda looks like me, expect he is canadian. therefore, not awesome. or american. like me.

http://meowenburger.tumblr.com/

i also have a soul patch.

that's not me in the front. that is my evil sister sofia. im pretty sure she is a nazi.

let get things started

First of all the most awesome America thing, me. I am awesome. I doubt you have met anyone as awesome. Although the dude who doesn’t do any thing at the house expect maybe pet me, saids I am not American cause I cant get a passport. That is a bunch of bull. I don’t need a passport that is how American I am. Some people seem to think I am fat. That is not true, I am just big boned.