Master of the house

Doesn't this look like a master?

As a Patriot, it is important to clearly establish who runs the household. In my case, I am clearly the head. Many within the household may disagree (namely the food wretch and Sofia), but all the evidence points to this being the only and absolute truth. For example, when I want food I get it. So, you see my case has been proven. I also do hair. I'm a great hair stylist. This only adds to the awesomeness of me being the master of the house.

It's good to be king.