What America is craving

Ok I think CNN, MSNBC or Fox or something needs to give me a show. We will call it Roundtable with Irwin Peppermint in which me and a guest discuss current affairs like where the fuck is my damn dinner and why do i like get only two meals a day. My body is a temple; it needs to be nourished.

Man does AMERICA need this.

I ask only the most important questions.